Beer Braised Mushroom and Wild Onion Pasta

Background: When I’m in a rush but I’ve prepped myself up a bunch, I can resort to stacking moves quickly. On a night when I’m making buttered noodles for my kids and my wife is working late, I’ll combine these moves to make myself something good.

  1. Do the Buttered Noodles move.
  2. Feed the kids, make them get in their PJs, and let them have some screen time.
  3. Now do the Beer Braised Mushroom move. Add extra beer to your mouth if desired.
  4. If you’ve done the Wild Onion move, add that to the mushroom move. If not, add your allium of choice (or proximity).
  5. Judge your desired noodle to mushroom ratio and pull out any mushrooms you want to save for leftovers or freeze for another move.
  6. Throw the noodles right in the mushroom pan to rewarm.
  7. Add a butter, milk or cream if you’ve got it.
  8. Grate some hard cheese like Asiago on top.

Why It Works:

  1. You can do the buttered noodles move the night before if your kids don’t mind microwaved. noodles.
  2. Your call on showers/baths.
  3. You can do this move the night before if you don’t mind rewarmed mushrooms. Warm them up in a pot or skillet though.
  4. Chives or garlic work well. Regular Frenched or diced onions plus braised mushrooms don’t create a lot of contrast in mouth feel. Through they would work if you do mod #1 below.
  5. The point here is to judge how much mushroom you want to save.
  6. There should be enough liquid in the pan, but if not, go to move #7.
  7. You just want enough to coat everything and bring the sauce together. Everything is going to warm up quickly, so not much is going to cook off.
  8. Or you might crumble a soft cheese like chèvre or Maytag bleu cheese at the end.

Mods:

  1. Add ground beef to this move.
  2. Add ground wild game to this move.
  3. Add toasted pine nuts to this move at the very very end.