Background: Nope.
- Get some hot dogs.
- Get some compostable paper plates.
- Microwave the hot dogs on a paper plate until they explode.
- Try again. This time pay attention.
- Cut up and serve bun-less with foraged ketchup for dipping.
Why It Works
- I mean, you could actually try. Get grass-fed, free range, organic, uncured, artisanal hot dogs if you want to, but it doesn’t really matter.
- I know you are upset, but don’t be a monster using styrofoam plates. Sheesh.
- If you splurged for the artisanal hot dogs, eat the exploded ones yourself.
- Also if you got the expensive hot dogs, there’s a good chance the kids won’t eat them.
- Forks are optional.
Mods:
- If anyone asks for a bun, wrap a naked dog in a tortilla and see if that will fly.