Chipotle Ketchup

Background: A chef I used to work with showed me this back in the ’90s. It’s a very ’90s move. He didn’t use ketchup packets. That’s my own twist. I never buy ketchup but we always have a surplus of ketchup packets because everyone loves French fries. I don’t love chipotles in adobo sauce. I don’t love American ketchup. But I do love figuring out what to do with a surplus of something.

  1. Keep a can of chipotles in adobo sauce in your pantry.
  2. Collect ketchup packets from restaurants when you get fries togo.
  3. When you have enough ketchup packets, open the can of adobo sauce and select the number of chipotles you would like to use. (See number 5 under Why it Works.)
  4. Save the rest of the chipotles in adobo sauce in the freezer for another batch or another move.
  5. Add the chipotles and the ketchup to a blender or food processor and blend.
  6. Store some in the freezer and the rest in the fridge.

Why It Works.

  1. This ingredient has several uses.
  2. Even if you don’t like ketchup, it’s good to have a surplus in case you serve hot dogs to kids or something.
  3. This is going to be determined by trial-and-error, heat tolerance, and preference. If this is the first time you are making this, taste a chipotle and guess.
  4. Keep them in the sauce. It will prevent them from getting freezer burnt.
  5. There’s a minimum amount of chipotle ketchup that you can make with this method, and that is determined by how much product your blender or food processor needs to do it’s job. If you don’t have enough ketchup and chipotles, you can hand-chop the chipotles and stir them into the ketchup.
  6. This is the basis for several other sauces so, even if you don’t like it, you might like what it can do when added to other things.

Mods:

  1. Add some squeezes of lime to cut the sweetness of the ketchup.
  2. Add black pepper to interrupt the cloying texture of ketchup.
  3. Add some Worcestershire sauce to nudge the flavor profile away from modern ketchup and toward more historical versions.
  4. Add fish sauce to nudge American ketchup toward its origins as a Chinese sauce made from fermented fish, which is arguably the ur-condiment.

Wild Onions

Background: From late fall to early spring, one of my favorite things to do is forage for wild onions. It’s hard to know what species they are. According to Texas Parks and Wildlife Magazine, “There are 14 species and several varieties of wild onions in Texas. Some of the plants we call wild onions are actually wild garlic, but it’s pretty difficult to discern between them.” It might be easier to identify the ones I forage if I could catch them flowering, but they are everywhere one day, then they are gone until the following fall. Anyway, I think they are Allium canadense, which is commonly called “meadow garlic, wild garlic, or wild onion.” Round here, there’s a creek called Onion Creek, so I’m going to call them wild onions. Think of them as a combination of fresh chives, green onions, a tiny white bulb onion, and garlic, I guess. Wild onions grow in much of the U.S. so you can maybe try this move, too.

  1. Make yourself a digging stick. It should have a flat end like a giant standard screwdriver and another end with a handle where you’ve peeled the bark and chamfered the end.
  2. Get a bag, basket, or something else to put your onions in.
  3. Go to where the wild onions grow.
  4. When you find a clump of onions, insert your digging stick at a 45-degree angle and push down until you can feel the tiny roots breaking. Push down on your stick, pushing the onions up roots and all.
  5. Knock the dirt off them by gently tapping a bunch on a tree or log.
  6. Take them home and store them for cleaning or clean them right away and jump to step 11.
  7. To store in the fridge until cleaning, wet a paper towel and wrap around the white parts (roots and all) of the bunch of onions. Put about a half inch of water in the bottom of a double walled insulated drink tumbler and put the tumbler in the fridge.
  8. When it’s time to clean, separate them one by one and pinch the papery husk and root off between your thumb and pointer finger. Run your hand down the onion, pulling off any blades that look bruised or crushed and cleaning more dirt off.
  9. Rinse the whole bunch, shake all excess water off, and wrap again in a dry paper towel.
  10. Change the water in the tumbler and return the onions to it, and it to the fridge.
  11. To process them further, cut off the white parts, including the bulb and store separately. Return the green parts to the tumbler and fridge.
  12. Preserve the green parts by drying them on a rack over a sheet tray in a 250-degree oven.

Why It Works:

  1. A digging stick should made from a green piece of hardwood with a length that’s about from your elbow to the end of your hand and about the thickness of shovel handle. It will also work as a throwing stick.
  2. Anything will do but rectangular baskets with a loose-ish weave will allow them to lay flat and some of the dirt to be sifted out as you go.
  3. Figuring this out is pretty much the whole move.
  4. If the onions won’t let go, grab them at their base, as far down as you can, and gently wiggle them back and forth.
  5. Don’t worry about dirt too much.
  6. You don’t have to clean them right away.
  7. They will keep like this for at least a week.
  8. Use your thumbnail to pop the root out.
  9. The dry paper towel will soak up the extra water coming off the onions after the rinse and release it back to them in the fridge as they need it.
  10. The water in the bottom seems to keep them alive-ish for a while.
  11. The green and white parts can have different applications. I like to cook with the white parts and dry and cut or crumble the green parts like dried chives.
  12. Drying changes the flavor, and I like both the raw and dried flavor. So I always keep some of each.

Mods:

  1. Chop the fine green parts and mix into sour cream. This will preserve them and it’s a great first step toward ranch dressing or a wild onion dip.
  2. Chop the white parts and sauté in butter. Pour the butter in a glass storage container and use as a finishing butter.
  3. Pickle the white parts in a salt and vinegar brine.

Hard Boiled Eggs*

Background: Sometimes people give me farm fresh eggs when I already have eggs in the fridge. Sometimes eggs go on sale. I love this because eggs are awesome. Can you have too many eggs? Probably. But a small surplussss of eggs is a good thing. It’s time to hard boil some eggs.

  1. Get a surplus of eggs. Look at the dates on cartons or ask the person who gave or sold them to you about how fresh they are. Use the oldest ones for hard boiled eggs.
  2. Put as many eggs as you can/want in 1 layer on the bottom of a pot with a tight fitting lid. Test the eggs by covering them with water. If the eggs stand up, they are old, but fine. If they float, they are bad. Remove eggs from water with a spider strainer and bring the water to a boil.
  3. Set a timer for 13 minutes, lower the eggs into the water with a spider strainer, cover with lid, remove from heat and start the timer.
  4. While the eggs are cooking, get a bowl full of water ready to lower the eggs into. When the timer goes off, use the spider strainer to move the eggs from the hot water to the regular water for 2 minutes.
  5. Test one right right away, make notes about the results, and store in the fridge for later.

Why It Works

  1. Many people claim the older eggs are easier to peel because the membrane shrinks. That may be true. I like to hard boil old eggs because you can see how old they are by putting them in a pot of water.
  2. As eggs age, water inside evaporates and is replaced by gases. This creates an air bubble that makes the egg either stand up or float.
  3. Technically, these eggs are poached in their shell in water that starts out boiling, not hard boiled eggs.
  4. This may seem like a lot of moving the eggs around and if you don’t like that, skip step 2, but don’t skip this step. You are gently stopping the cooking.
  5. This method should result in an egg that’s immediately peel-able. When you make notes, write down the cooking time, the cooling time, the consistency of the yolk, the color of the yolk. (There should never have a green ring around it. That means it’s overcooked.) If it’s perfect, great. If not, next time, adjust the cooking time based on your preferences.

Mods:

  1. This way is good if you want to test the eggs and you don’t mind moving eggs from place to place four times. Also, it uses more water than necessary. If these things bother you, here’s another method:
    • Start a full electric tea kettle to boil.
    • Put as many eggs as you can/want in 1 layer on the bottom of a pot with a tight fitting lid.
    • When it boils, pour the entire tea kettle into the pot, being careful not to pour directly onto an egg.
    • Set a timer for 15 minutes, cover with lid, and steam them.
    • Remove them from the water and store them in the fridge.

* None of the methods used here technically boil the eggs. The move above poaches them and the mod steams them.

Vegetable Stock

Background: After shoving takeout food in my feelings hole for a couple years during the pandemic, I got curious about eating differently. My kids only ate beige salty foods at the time. Dinner time, which used to be my favorite time of day, became less about cooking something balanced and interesting and more about just slogging through. I needed a new challenge. So I decided to try to eat only plants between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m., M-F. Veg stock became central to this challenge. I remembered a few tricks from my days as a restaurant cook and a learned a few new ones. Here are the steps:

  1. Get two pounds of cremini mushrooms and chop them coarsely.
  2. Put a small amount of oil in a stock pot and sauté the mushrooms.
  3. Salt and pepper the mushrooms to taste and stir vigorously.
  4. Cut veg for mirepoix or pull the already cut veg you prepped out of the freeze and add to the mushrooms.
  5. Sweat your veg in the bottom of the pan for a while on medium to low heat.
  6. Pull out all the veg scraps you have from the freezer and add them to the pot.
  7. Add any veg you have that’s getting tired in the crisper of your refrigerator.
  8. Look around your kitchen for that onion that’s been there a minute and add that.
  9. Add your favorite modality of garlic.
  10. Throw some bay leaves in there.
  11. Cover the vegetables with filtered water and simmer until all the vegetables can be mashed with a chef’s fork.
  12. Add a can of tomato paste and whisk until it’s dissolved into the stock.
  13. Adjust seasonings.
  14. Strain the stock.
  15. Use right away or store in the freezer.

Why It Works:

  1. Mushrooms are full of umami and cremini mushrooms have more of it than white mushrooms but aren’t as expensive as some exotic mushrooms or dried mushrooms.
  2. Cooking the mushrooms brings our more umami.
  3. The salt, pepper, oil, moisture, and bits of mushroom agitated by the vigorous stirring will create a fond in the bottom of the pan, which will give your stock more flavor.
  4. If frozen, they might splatter a bit.
  5. Sweating means you are drawing the moisture out of the veg by heating slowly.
  6. While your veg is sweating, it’s a good time to clean out your freezer.
  7. Avoid greens. They will make the stock bitter.
  8. You are looking for anything that will add more flavor and use up a resource that would otherwise not be used.
  9. This step is optional but encouraged.
  10. Do bay leaves do anything? If they are fresh, yes. Dried bay leaves are not fresh and, over time, they will lose their flavor. Because every recipe ever only calls for one bay leaf, everyone has a spice jar of expired bay leaves in their spice rack. So it might take more than you think to taste it. Add one more bay leaf each time you make this until you think, “Hmm…That’s too much bay leaf.” Or “Hmmm…I wonder what fresh bay leaf would do.”
  11. One way to use this time and energy efficiently is to throw some whole cleaned or peeled vegetables that you want to use cooked in another way. I throw whole peeled carrots in there and pull them out when they are fully cooked. I add garlic and habaneros to make a nice creamy hot sauce. You could boil potatoes in it or steam broccoli in a covered strainer on top. Dense root veg work well here.
  12. Like mushrooms, tomato paste is high in umami. But if you add it too early, the concentrated sugars in the paste can burn.
  13. At this point, depending on how you season, you could covert it form stock to broth. Stock can be used in anything. Broth is going to have a salt content and flavor profile that narrows its uses. For example, broth will get saltier as it is reduced for a sauce. The addition of Chinese five spice will take it in a different direction than Italian seasoning.
  14. I use a chinois for straining. If the fine mesh one is dirty, I use a coarse China cap strainer and strain into another stock pot or pitcher.
  15. I make beans with this right away and store the rest in labeled take-out containers in the freezer.

Mods:

  1. Add dried mushrooms when you add the water. This will boost the flavor, but it can be expensive. Because I live in a place where it’s miserably hot most of the year, I sun dry mushrooms in the summer for this purpose.
  2. Throw a bumper crops of summer squash, zucchini, and tomatoes in there during the summer, if you’ve got them.
  3. Add miso paste at the end when you are adjusting the seasonings. This will boost the salt and umami, too, but go easy until you have it dialed in.
  4. When I need veg stock but only have a few odds and ends, I use “Better Than Bouillon” vegetable base. Like miso, go easy. It will add umami, but also sodium.

Roasted Peppers

Background: I grow peppers and sometimes I have a bumper crop. Like many moves, this is both a prepped ingredient and a preservation technique. Roasted peppers are a great ingredient to have on hand. It’s not complicated and the same techniques work with any pepper, regardless where it falls on the Scoville scale.

  1. Get a bunch of peppers or grab one that’s about to start getting wrinkly.
  2. Pick the method of heat that’s most convenient for you:
    • Electric stove
    • Gas stove
    • Broiler
    • Wood fired grill
    • Coals
    • Blowtorch
  3. If indoors, turn on the hood.
  4. Unless you are broiling or grilling, you want the pepper touching the heat source or the heat source touching the pepper. Turn with tongs until you get all sides of the pepper.
  5. If using a thick walled pepper like a jalapeño or bell pepper, completely char the skin of the pepper so that it’s black and flaking off. If using a thinned walled pepper like a habanero, just blister the skin as best you can.
  6. Put the peppers directly in a glass bowl and put a heavy plate on top of it.
  7. Go about your other prep work.
  8. When the peppers are cool enough to handle carefully, make a slit all the way up the side to the stem. You should be able to grab the stem and most of the seeds and remove them in one piece.
  9. Open up the destemmed, seeded pepper and scrape the remaining seeds off the flesh with the back your knife.
  10. Flip the pepper over to its charred side and scrape the skin off.
  11. Leave in large pieces, cut into strips, or dice.
  12. Cover with salt and vinegar to pickle or refrigerate or freeze them as they are.

Why It Works

  1. It’s best to do this when the peppers are fresh. The flavor is better and the skin comes off better. But if my options were to throw away a pepper in a couple of days or do this move now, I’m going do this move now regardless of wrinkles.
  2. The method doesn’t change depending on heat source
    • Place the pepper directly on the coil burner or flattop burner. (I haven’t tried this with induction burners.)
    • Place the peppers directly over the flame. I use a wire rack or grill grate to position them on.
    • Place the peppers directly under the heating element.
    • These last two will change the flavor in nice ways and are my favorite. Any time I fire up the grill, campfire, I use the time before the fire is ready to cook my main meat or veg to flame roast peppers, char corn, or blister tomatoes. Otherwise, I feel like I’m wasting fuel.
    • Put the pepper directly onto coals, caveman style. This is the messiest method, but it works.
    • The blowtorch method could work if you wanted both blistered skin and a fruity raw-ish pepper taste. It’s not going to result in a steamed pepper the way the other methods will eventually.
  3. It’s going to get smoky, but I find the smell pleasant.
  4. With an open flame on a grill or firepit, it’s ok if the flame touches the pepper. For most live fire applications, cooks want coals, not flame. This might be an exception.
  5. If you go too far you will end up burning the flesh of the pepper and the skin. This will result in a pepper that cannot be peeled in that spot.
  6. You are using the residual heat from the pepper to steam the skin off and steam the flesh.
  7. I don’t think you can go too long on this step unless you leave it in the danger zone (below 140 degrees) for several hours. It can be done in as little as 15 minutes or you can wait an hour.
  8. A few seeds left on the pepper is better than rinsing the whole thing in the name of being thorough. That’s washing away flavor. Sometimes I rinse anyway if it’s a really really hot pepper.
  9. If you’ve done it correctly, the skin should lay in flat sheet on the cutting board and be easy to cut into strips.
  10. Leave some charred skin on for character.
  11. Large pieces will let you decide on your final presentation later. Diced peppers will limit you to, well, diced peppers.
  12. I like to do refrigerate some, pickle some, and freeze some.

Mods:

  1. Because this move is so versatile and simple, the method mods are mostly related to the peppers you pick and your heat source, but if you’ve done this move and you want to put a twist on it, think about one ingredient or seasoning you could add to it that would change the ingredient. Consider the following:
    • Toss in oil and use in a dish right away, maybe something with goat cheese.
    • Add salt and pepper or seasonings to the peppers before you freeze and see how that changes the applications you think of using them for.
    • This method is the basis for many other stuffed pepper recipes like chile relleno. In fact, I think it should be the first step on all stuffed pepper recipes. It doesn’t have to be fried like chile relleno, but if you can’t cut through a stuffed pepper with a fork, then the pepper just becomes a garnish and a vessel for the stuffing and that’s a waste of a pepper.

Croutons

Background: I always have about a half a loaf of bread on my counter that’s about to go bad. Usually it’s sandwich loaf of sourdough. Usually going bad means getting moldy. Here’s what I do:

  1. Unwrap the bread and save the plastic wrap to recycle at the grocery store.
  2. If it’s just a slice or two or three, put the slices whole in the back of the fridge where it will dry out without molding. If you have a half a loaf or more, cube it and chill it on a sheet tray.
  3. When you have enough for a good batch, or want to reclaim the fridge space, break it into irregular pieces with your hands, or, if cubed on a sheet tray, move to the next step.
  4. On a sheet tray or foil or foil on a sheet tray, toss with grapeseed oil and kosher salt.
  5. Bake at 350 until the perfect golden brown color, about 15 to 20 minutes. Keep an eye on it. Ovens vary.

Why It Works:

  1. Leaving bread in plastic wrap will speed up the molding process by trapping moisture inside.
  2. Putting bread in the fridge will actually hasten the process of staling by changing the structure of the starch molecules. This change results in the bread being less able to hold onto moisture, which is what you want in a crouton.
  3. I like the rustic quality of hand-broken bread croutons, but I also appreciate a nice uniform batch of croutons. I let the shape of the croutons I have dictate the style of soup or salad I make with them.
  4. Any oil will work. Any salt will work. Seasonings are welcome, but leave off the herbs.
  5. The perfect golden brown color is subjective, but burnt tends to be more defined. You want it not burnt. And not too toasted. And not just stale bread.

Mods:

  1. Play with different types of breads. Heartier nuttier seedier whole wheatier breads will yield a different result, but they also might inspire a different kind of soup or salad. The healthier the bread, the thinner the croutons should be. With a really cunchy granola hippie bread, I would go with sheets instead of cubes.
  2. Try different seasonings, but keep in mind that garlic and dried leafy herbs will burn. If you want certain flavors in the croutons, look for those flavors in the bread.
  3. You can add hard cheeses like parmesan, asiago, and manchego just before you bake them to form a latticework of cheesy croutons.

Migas

Background: Migas are often served in breakfast tacos in Austin where I live. I think migas means crumbs, but I don’t speak Spanish much at all, so correct me if I’m wrong. (That’s how you learn, right?) I understand that it’s problematic to talk about a move that’s also a Spanish word. I am not claiming this is my move, that it’s a move that I’m expert in, or that I should be writing about it. But it’s a move I use a fair amount. I am open to a discussion about cultural appropriation. That said, here are some moves that might make an approximation of migas if you put them together in the right order:

  1. Make Corn Crisp Strips.
  2. Make Pico de Gallo.
  3. When you get down to the last bits of these two things, do the following moves.
  4. Grate some sharp cheddar cheese.
  5. Make Scrambled Eggs with Sour Cream.
  6. Just before the eggs have set, add the pico to the eggs, being careful not to pour the residual pico liquid into the eggs.
  7. Stir and let any moisture from the pico get to the bottom of the skillet to cook out.
  8. Add the corn crisp strips.
  9. Add the cheese, cover, and remove from heat to let the cheese start to melt a bit.
  10. Warm up a flour tortilla and scoop a wad of migas into it.

Why It Works:

  1. The best migas for tacos are made with strips because you want them to remain kind of crunchy in the taco and it’s easier to achieve that texture with strips than shards of triangle, in my experience.
  2. The pico is a quick way to have migas at the ready without much chopping.
  3. This is why I stock certain things–like corn crisp strips and pico–together regularly and how meal plans come together.
  4. My family likes extra sharp New York cheddar cheese for most things, so that’s what I use.
  5. Because migas need that little extra step of covering to melt the cheese, the sour cream egg move will insure they don’t overcook.
  6. There will be liquid coming out of the pico no matter what, and that’s OK. You want to create a little steam when you cover to melt the cheese, but not so much that you make the chips totally soggy.
  7. Nothing should be sticking to the bottom of the pan at this point, but it shouldn’t be soggy when you add the crisps.
  8. Fold them in so that you have even coverage and so that some are sticking out of the top and some are on the bottom.
  9. The residual heat from the pan and moisture from the pico should create steam that you are trapping with the lid to melt the cheese.
  10. Usually I use a cast iron skillet to heat my tortillas to give them a little bit of extra texture, but sometimes I use a microwave.

Mods:

  1. Add avocado at the end.
  2. Add chorizo to the eggs.
  3. Add a schmear of black beans to the torilla.
  4. All of the above.

Scrambled Eggs with Sour Cream

Background: Everyone makes scrambled eggs a little differently. Here’s the method I like:

  1. Get the best eggs you can; farmers markets are a great resource.
  2. Scramble them a little with a fork in a large bowl.
  3. Add a spoonful of sour cream for every 2 eggs.
  4. Scramble them a lot.
  5. Put a skillet on the stove on high.
  6. Add butter to a skillet and let it foam, but not brown.
  7. Turn down the temp to medium.
  8. Add the scrambled eggs.
  9. Use a rubber spatula to pull the uncooked egg into the center of the skillet.
  10. Continue to whisk with a fork as they cook.
  11. Turn off the heat before they brown and remove from pan immediately.

Why It Works:

  1. Farm fresh eggs make a difference in flavor, color, and texture.
  2. I find a fork does a better job than a whisk of incorporating the yolk and the white.
  3. The sour cream changes the flavor slightly, but it’s more about the texture. It keeps the eggs from getting rubbery.
  4. This is to break up all the sour cream you added.
  5. The classic French way is slow and low, but I like this method.
  6. I think browned butter in my eggs tastes fine, but the color can be off putting to some.
  7. Turning down the heat will make sure the butter doesn’t brown.
  8. I add them all at once, scrape the bowl with a rubber spatula, and then immediately scrape the skillet with a rubber spatula.
  9. Pulling the egg away from the edge of the pan will keep those edge sections from cooking faster than the center. You kind of fold them into the middle as more scoooshes to the edge.
  10. This makes for smaller curds, which is great for tacos and sandwiches, my go to vessels for eggs.
  11. If you let them sit in the pan, they will continue to cook, even off the heat.

Mods:

  1. Reduce the amount of sour cream at the beginning by half and replace it with cream cheese at the end. Fold it in gently.
  2. Fold in some warmed up Beer Braised Mushrooms at the end.
  3. Add cheese, duh.

Slower-But-Still-Quick Chicken Stock

Background: You could go your whole life making chicken stocks and broths from rotisserie chicken like I described in another move. However, if you want to make a richer, more flavorful stock, use this move. It’s still faster than roasting a bird and using its bones.

  1. Add to your largest stock pot all the raw chicken thigh bones you’ve been saving in the freezer.
  2. Add any raw wings, feet, and heads and that you have saved.
  3. Sauté for a bit in fat you have saved for this reason.
  4. Add mirepoix from the freezer.
  5. Sauté for a bit more. There should be some fond, but no burnt bits.
  6. Add two rotisserie chicken carcasses.
  7. Cover with water and bring to a boil.
  8. Reduce temp and simmer until any chicken meat left tastes bland.

Why It Works:

  1. Raw chicken will impart more flavor and collagen into your stock. You know the gelatinous stuff that forms at the bottom of a rotisserie chicken container as it chills? That’s the stuff we want in our stock. The roasting process has released some of it.
  2. These parts are rich in collagen. Avoid organ meats though. They change the flavor significantly.
  3. You can use chicken fat rendered from raw chicken skin you took off the thighs. This is a good move to do after making chicken burgers from thighs. You can also use a little lard or bacon fat or whatever you have.
  4. What do you mean you don’t have mirepoix in the freezer?
  5. The fond will add flavor, but the burnt bits will add bitterness.
  6. You can add the skin too, if you have it. But it is really salty. There’s some debate, at this point, if you are still making stock if you are adding salt. Stock traditionally doesn’t have salt in for maximum flexibility. Many classic French recipes will call for reducing stock down several times. Salting at the beginning stage will yield a final sauce that’s too salty. This distinction is usually lost once you leave the realm of classic French cooking. Many people and companies salt their stocks. Do what is convenient for you if you aren’t making demi-glace.
  7. I bring to a roiling boil to ease my mind. Big bubbles, no troubles.
  8. I like to clean our the fridge and/or freezer while I do this. I often find bags of carrots that came home leftover from lunches. I find onion tops or tomatoes or green onions that were about to go bad. Sometimes I find a pork shoulder bone or something. Throw it all in there.

Mods

  1. Make broth instead of stock by adding seasonings and more raw meat to the mix. The chicken thighs you were going to use for burgers but didn’t get around to grinding would be perfect.
  2. If you don’t have enough veg but you still want to get rid of some carcasses, consider using a vegetable base. I use Better Than Bouillon’s Seasoned Vegetable Base so I can make veg stock quickly.
  3. Throw some other roasted meat bones to take it from a whiter stock to a browner stock.

Two Very Quick Chicken Moves and One Slow Move

Background: You have had a day. You have had a week. You are tired. You don’t want takeout again, but you just can’t with the kitchen and the dinner and the dishes. This will work, assuming you have made Green Apple Tartar Sauce. Get you some rotisserie chicken and do the two fast moves and prep yourself up for the slow move. I’ll keep the steps simple.

1. Buy two rotisserie chickens.

2. As soon as you get them home, eat the wings, legs, and thighs off them, standing over the sink like the animal that you are.

3. Remove the skin and save for broth.

4. Remove the breasts and chop them up in chunks the size you like in chicken salad.

5. Mix HALf of the breast meat with green apple tartar sauce in one of the lids that the chicken came in. Save the rest for the next move.

6. Cram both chicken carcasses in the other container the chicken came in, put those in the fridge.

7. When you are feeling up to it in the next day, make chicken broth with the carcasses and mirepoix you have in the freezer.

8. Strain into a bowl and add the rest of the chicken and pico de gallo. Reheat in the microwave if necessary. Add stale corn chips crumbs if you’ve got them.

Why It Works

1. I don’t bother doing anything if I bring home roti chix. Sometimes I do the following moves over the next couple of days.

2. I might share, but I’m not making any dishes dirty.

5. Again, not making dishes dirty. If there are vent holes, consider them strainer holes and put a piece of foil down for easier clean up.

3. I eat some of the skin right away, too.

4. I usually pull them off with my hands. I chop them in pieces about a half an inch.

6. They’ll both fit if you try hard enough.

7. What do you mean you don’t have mirepoix in the freezer?

8. What do you mean you don’t have pico? Yes, corn chip crumbs are a great resource.

Mods:

1. You don’t have the energy for mods.

2. Ok swap out the corn chips in the soup for leftover noodles and now you have chicken noodle soup.

3. Fine. Take out the pico and add more mirepoix, then.

4. What do you mean you don’t have mirepoix?